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25Apr
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As some of you know we occasionally have men only cruises; brothers, fathers, and very loving Husbands who allowed us to share some of the jokes sent to them by friends and their wife’s and girlfriends as they enviously see them off to Kariba.  Here are some that had them roaring on the Zambezi Trader on one of our cruises.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Normally a man speaks 25000 words Daily & a woman speaks 30000.

But the problem starts when the husband comes home after finishing his 25000 words and the Wife starts her 30000

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Law of equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 mins is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 mins!

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Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.

You understand Nothing, still you click

“I Agree”……!!

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I argued… She argued…

I shouted… She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by the Duckworth Lewis method

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Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband.

The poor king can take only one step at a time…

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes ————-

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All Men are Brave,

Horror Movies don’t scare them….

But 5 Missed Calls from Wife…surely does…

And here are some of the men enjoying their Kariba Visas;

kariba men

Whatever you’re doing this Weekend, Live, Love, Laugh and #LoveKariba